Random Question:If you were a cannibal, what would you wear to dinner?

If I were a cannibal, what would I wear to dinner?

First of all, did I invite dinner or was it already served?  I mean, if I invited dinner, of course, I wouldn't want dinner to know that I had invited them to BE dinner.  In that case, I would probably wear something to the tune of a "classy" jumpsuit.  Valor stains too easily, so I guess a good cotton, with enough room to give chase if I needed to.  Black, so no one would recognize the blood.. that is, of course, if I haven't hired me a good cook.

Now, if I already had dinner waiting, I guess, probably my pajamas.  I mean, that's what I wear generally at home, why would dinner be any different?

Way too much thought went into this.